I want to tell a story. (Daddy, remember my alien one. Daddy, do you know how to spell "I'm laughing"? Daddy, why are you writing all this?)
Once there was a little boy named Bridger. He liked to play with this little six year old named Sami. They lived in a big, big castle. Bridger liked to eat cake and sneak it, too. Also, he liked to eat plain ice-cream which was just white.
Sami, she liked to play with her daddy named Tyler. And then she actually kissed her dad and then Bridger kissed his mom named Meadow. And Sami liked to kiss her mommy, too. And Bridger liked to kiss his daddy. And Sami liked to play video games with dad. (I was kidding, my dad doesn't like video games. It's just a story.) Bridger liked to play games with his mom. Bridger likes to eat strawberry cake with his dad.
The End
I like to go to the Zoo. It's really fun, because we see giraffes and we also look at the store and see the elephants and see the monkeys. I want to sing a song. (Listen to it here)
We didn't see the gorillas. We saw three alligators. One was a baby, one was a mommy and one was a daddy. The daddy was HUGE! Its tail was almost all the way around the pool. The mommy crocodile was half asleep, half not. We saw the spider monkey and we saw the skunk monkey.
Seeing the giraffes was my favorite part. We went up in that cage where the giraffes stink, but it didn't stink that bad. We saw this huge cobra that was really super fat. I think it ate a spider monkey today. (Just kidding). But it ate something. Maybe it ate a whole bowl of cereal and maybe it ate the bowl. It was huge anyway, its tongue was sticking out and I thought it was goinig to break through the glass.
